buttsandbarbells:

How To Relationship 101

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Timestamp: 1398115524

buttsandbarbells:

How To Relationship 101

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sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

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Buenas dias bitches 

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

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mommatomycrabcakes:

"LSD causes users to lose weight."

That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.

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fun-ta-mental:

peechingtonmariejust:

geekscoutcookies:

aminaabramovic:

please watch this from beginning to end

STILL HYSTERICAL

Always and forever

Look like the devil won this round

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besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via nathansummers)

Timestamp: 1395458036

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via nathansummers)